![]() ![]() The cowboyĮuropa and her friends were just enjoying a quiet day at the beach, when they came across a beautiful white cow that smelled so good (like flowers good not bacon good) that Europa decided to go and pet it. So he abducted him anyway and carried him off to Olympus for some sweet pole on pole action among the clouds.īut Ganymede did get the title of cup-bearer of the Gods for all his troubles, which is nice I guess. Unlike business men who go to Thailand and are scarred for life by similar experiences, this didn’t bother Zeus one bit. But when Zeus finally got near to the shepherd he realized that the beautiful girl was actually a boy. Zeus being the upstanding god that he is decides to transform into an eagle swoop down to earth and abduct her. The story goes that once when Zeus was out on the prowl again he came across a beautiful girl tending to her sheep. The swooping EagleĪh Ganymede Zeus’s one boy-toy among all his girl-toys. Also don’t ever Google the term ‘golden shower’ unless you want to come across some nasty stuff. The moral of story here is always invest in a roof when building towers, especially when you’re planning on keeping your virgin daughter as prisoners in it. But while this did save Danae from the wandering eyes of mortal men it did it put her at a much closer distance to Zeus.Īs the story goes Zeus seeing poor Danae up in her roofless tower in need of some loving decided to ‘help’ her by raining down on her as a ‘golden shower’ which ended up impregnating her. On hearing this, the king did what any sensible man would do and locked her in the tallest tower in the castle (did I say sensible I meant bat shit crazy). Now this particular prophesy stated that Danae’s son would be the one to kill old Acrisius. Here are five of the weirdest methods straight from Zeus’s playbook for chasing tail that would give Barney Stinson a run for his money.ĭanae was the daughter of King Acrisius, and was unlucky enough to have a prophecy foretold about her. But Big daddy Zeus had one glaring weakness: The ladies (or sometimes just really feminine Men). The mighty Zeus, king of the gods, ruler of Olympus and all around good guy among the Greek pantheon, or at least that’s what his PR team would want you to believe.
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